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Texas Demotivational Poster


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!

TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!

this ain't france -

TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!

SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat

TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am
actualy it's hotter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
Game over man!

LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles

TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm

ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em

TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners fucking hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:06 pm
As a native Texan, I can tell you yes, it is an awesome state.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.

HOOK 'EM HORNS! - Even a fetus knows Oklahoma sucks.

1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.

TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I assure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.

TEXAS - Where life is still easy and structured

TAGS: usa texas redneck
Rating: 2.45/5

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Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
If you had been to Texas, you wouldn't have made this.


TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!

United States of Shame -


TAGS: texas guns girls
Rating: 3.66/5

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JohnFrancis - September 29, 2010, 7:39 am
Are you kidding me? I want a girlfriend like that!!!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:40 pm
Yeah, but do you suffer from premature trigger pull...or do you jerk the trigger? Either one will get you kicked off the range!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:48 pm
"Man enough" to what? Pull a trigger? Even babies can pull triggers.

TEXAS - Always likes to be on top.

TAGS: texas alaska
Rating: 3.25/5

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culos - January 28, 2010, 5:14 am
So what, I kind of like the cowgirl position and the reverse cowgirl I like even better. I'd say let's have Texas ladies on top all the time...

THIS LADY - She gets it

TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.72/5
NREEEOW - February 8, 2009, 9:36 pm
Yeah! Sex is icky!
haha - January 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
No, she doesn't. And a moronic slut with STDs isn't a "lady".

TEXAS - The only state where signs like these are actually needed

TAGS: texas
Rating: 2.39/5

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JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 2:46 pm
Obviously Blacktundra77 has never been to Finland :-P
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:47 pm
I know a few schools that need that outside the dorms
l312ain - July 19, 2008, 2:55 pm
um new Orleans its needed


TEXAS - Everything ABOVE ground is on FIRE! Everything BELOW ground is hollowed out!

TAGS: texas wildfire smuggling
Rating: 3.11/5

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440wakeup - May 8, 2011, 1:31 pm
But the wildfire pics were all txas, go ahead hit texas wildfire and that pic'll show up 6 times.
440wakeup - May 8, 2011, 1:30 pm
big arse fire in texas right now another wild fire, oh and the drug tunnels is from california or AZ, the texas pics were all saddam spider holes and ICE agaents around, it looked more like an immagration thang, or they just showed recovered kilos
rerun - May 8, 2011, 10:41 am

rerun - May 8, 2011, 10:40 am

cannot say that I have ever seen anything like the above ground in Texas. The below ground....drud courier tunnel between Texas & Mexico, that I have seen.

TEXAS SPEED TRAP - One of the reasons why you don't mess with Texas.

TAGS: texas speed trap guns
Rating: 2.21/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:37 am
Ya eva see ROBO-COP, remmebr the ED-209 scene computers malfunction. besides if this was in texas it'd be surrounded by fire.
bob - April 25, 2009, 11:09 am


TAGS: hero texas ranger cubby
Rating: 5/5

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MetaShadow - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
Nice, But if they fought superman's body would never be found.

BASTROP TEXAS - It is not hell, it just seems like it

TAGS: bastrop texas it not hell
Rating: 4.69/5

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mrtgamer - September 23, 2011, 11:01 am
Budog - September 12, 2011, 11:43 am
rerun, that it is, One of my friends moved from So. Calif. to Bastrop a year ago. She bought a nice little 5 acre wooded ranch. Sad to say, she lost everything.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 8:35 pm

pretty scary stuff.

HURRICANE IKE - Messed with Texas

TAGS: texas hurricane ike
Rating: 2.75/5

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BuzzBomb - September 13, 2008, 10:41 am
And is winning!!

PRICK - ly cactus


TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar

Walk On The Wild Side -

TAGS: texas hell cowgirl rent
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 5, 2013, 10:47 pm
I was at Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio. Best days of my life... :)
rerun - August 5, 2013, 8:02 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the ladies are indeed Hot, and the summer weather rivals hell.
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 10:49 pm
You are correct sir however I was stationed in Texas years ago and believe me the ladies are "hot"....
Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:36 pm
The way I heard it was "I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell." attributed to General Philip Sheridan.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:35 am
Move over postaholics, the old man is back! Really good to see your stuff again, GB. Always good. Great accompaniments to morning coffee. Geeez, LG, Air, GB, Papa, Krickit, some others coming back….this place is gonna ROCK!
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 9:52 am
Thank you. It's good to be back.
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:37 am

Welcome back Greyberad, nice to see ya, and a 5L to boot

Back to School -

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS - Never mind the one that got away. You should of seen the damn bait we had to use!

TAGS: fishing biggest texas
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - August 9, 2012, 1:52 pm
Oh cool...a Canadian inch worm...how did get so far south?
SethMythrax - August 9, 2012, 1:35 pm
Id like to see Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild eat that......


TAGS: texas
Rating: 4.42/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2012, 9:43 pm
Please post to religifake. 5L


TAGS: suicide assignment cinderella donna summer and texas are saving that last dance for you
Rating: 3.85/5

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BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:03 pm
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* Oh yea! It's just deserts...after your last meal!



TEXAS - There Are Two Things In Texas, Queers & Steers. I Guess We Dont Need To Ask What Group They Belong To.


TAGS: texas desperation lonely rerun ice
Rating: 4.82/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:30 pm

Satan has me already, darn contracts.
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 6:53 pm
Backwards it says... "Worship Satan, Satan wants you". Good luck Rerun. 5 scratched records.
Airman - February 16, 2012, 2:52 pm
he might even get his house and his dog back too


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch



TAGS: texas tourism billboard wide open spaces
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:26 pm

and Perry is the gov.


TAGS: texas sovereignty 10th amendment
Rating: 3.41/5

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Zed - November 5, 2009, 8:49 pm
@Jmac: I dunno, after the last 20 years of BS to come out of TX (only the oil and Playboy Playmates being exports), we might just b happy to see Texas go, if only so their Board of "Edjumacation" can quit giving the idiots in Kansas dumb ideas.
me - November 5, 2009, 6:46 pm
And the US is tired of Texans dumping their trash in the oval office. What's your point?
north star - August 8, 2009, 5:14 pm
Texas rocks!! P.S. Can we have our NHL franchise back?
lunchmeat5000 - August 5, 2009, 11:07 pm
As a resident of MS, I can tell you that MS will never secede. They rely heavily on the gov't for education. If they pulled out, they'd lose all of it, and the system would collapse. This is what happens when a state become too dependent on DC.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
All its going to take is one town saying, "No". No we won't go to court, no we won't follow your laws, no we won't pay your taxes. Just flat NO. The hard part would be saying, NO, we won't take your money either.
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 12:05 pm
At any rate, go ahead! I'm certainly not interested in fighting to keep TX in the fold.
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 12:04 pm
constitutionally acceptable. Lincoln happened to violate a lot of States rights when he turned the Civil War into an armed conflict. He'd be crucified in today's media. Wait, as photogenic as he was, he'd never have been elected (See 1960 election).
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 11:59 am
Having never been there m'self, I can only judge the state by its personnel exports. Not, I'm sure, the most wonderful examples to judge by. Still, I thought there was enough oil floating around to make it viable. As far as secession goes, it's
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I'd be there in a second.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:55 am
Texas doesn't have the resources to secede by itself. It doesn't have the enough financial resources or the agriculture. Besides, Commrade Obama wouldn't allow just Texas to go. Texas, OK AR, LA, AB, MS, FL if they were to join together, it'd be on.
STP - August 5, 2009, 2:33 am
Yeah, Perry has been in office for as long as I can remember. I'm a native Texan, but if we seceded from the United States, they'd crush us either by military power or embargo.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
I don't know Gov. Perry from Steve Perry. I'd also think that Texas has enough to export to make it feasible. Quebec, on the other hand...
Toussaint - April 20, 2009, 4:25 pm
Texas being independent again is alluring, but Perry would NOT be our leader.
canuck - April 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
As a Canadian i can say i would really miss Texas! J K francs your poutine will be missed as well
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
Texas and Quebec. You'll be missed, but we'll call it a warning shot.
Mike - April 19, 2009, 6:57 pm
who happens to have one of the highest approval ratings.
rerun - April 15, 2009, 7:24 pm

Millions of us are also tired of Gov. Perry



It's ok now... -

TAGS: texas drought toilet water dog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:38 pm
Kinda puts a new spin on "do as I say not as I do.

Essence of Cool -

Starting with =Texas -


TAGS: usa europe texas
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - June 7, 2013, 1:52 pm
It's not quite like that...but I speak only by myself :)
rerun - June 5, 2013, 8:26 pm

I am from Texas and I approve this message.

Texas 500th Execution -

TAGS: texas 500th execution 393 guilty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:57 pm
When people that are specifically asked about lying to keep someone form being executed and answers "Any means." I don't take their word or the results of their tests seriously.
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:44 am
What did Cannabal eat?
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
I read about that..
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
thank God for DNA testing
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:14 pm
In Texas, the phrase "Hang Ten" has a whole new meaning...
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:13 pm
Like a comedian once said, in Canada, we have NO murders...only hunting "accidents".
PapaFox - June 27, 2013, 8:43 pm
"Celebrating" an execution? Seriously? What, since lynchings are frowned upon these days?
rerun - June 27, 2013, 7:52 pm

I disagree, I live in Texas and was murdered just yesterday. True story.
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 6:42 pm
Laugh it up...capital punishment is the reason that there are no murders in Texas...;)

Welcome to Earth, TX -

Tennessee Twister -

TEXAS STADIUM - Getting Ready For One More Final Blast 1971 - 2008

TAGS: texas stadium
Rating: 3.78/5

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Bovee - January 30, 2010, 7:10 pm
"raise the roof off the motherf***er"

To mess with Texas -

VEF & THE INTERNET - Sure beats sitting in Texas.

TAGS: old men texas
Rating: 3.33/5

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GaryO - December 3, 2012, 8:37 am
too funny...almost makes sense...welcome to my world
jwcoop - December 2, 2012, 11:32 pm
Please don't vote. It's an inside joke, and I thought this would be deleted by the website. Sorry
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:07 pm
Fun movie, that. Not sure about this poster though, jw. No dig, just not quite catching on…little help please, before I vote. cheers


TEXAS RANGERS - ya, this is it

TAGS: cowboys texas rangers
Rating: 2.57/5

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Verdeckt - May 23, 2011, 6:55 am
LOL @ Greeny
Greeny - May 22, 2011, 9:58 pm
summer vacation eh? nothing happen oh the 15th & 17th?

HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - When trumped up passing interference calls just aren't enough

TAGS: mack brown texas nebraska husker cornhuskers football entitlement jackass coach
Rating: 2.56/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
And no one calls it "passing interference"
jaydub73 - December 8, 2009, 8:29 pm
except the game wasn't played on UT's home field dipshit.


Pride -

Mister so-and-so -

TAGS: police profiling riot mckinley texas
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 9, 2015, 6:21 am
well done a 5er


TAGS: giant hornets bigger texas
Rating: 4/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:21 am
LOL! Good one, TJ! I'd say those were fake, but there were some crickets in La. that educated me! A little dark humor after a disaster is always healthy. 5 LOL lions!

Texas -

TAGS: lethal injection executions texas innocent
Rating: 4/5

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steve1961 - March 13, 2015, 10:34 pm
Thanks, Emilio...Take all the fun out of capital punishment...
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2015, 3:08 pm
On average, one out of five people on death row turn out to be innocent. Yep, 20%